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Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Strike an Odd Pose & Here's 11 Things They Could've Been Doing
The headlines are saying "couples yoga," but I say, NAH. Why? Not because I don't believe them, but because yoga is such a boring, obvious excuse for this gem of photo. So, here are my delusions as to other, cooler, more useful things Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo could have, would have, should have been doing in this Instagram pic.
Parkour Lessons
It’s sorta like that, right?
Defying Gravity
“AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS…”
Figuring Out Their Human Centipede Halloween Costume
Her face just has to be a bit lower.
Stretching Out Levine's Too-Tight Skinny Jeans
Come on, Man. It’s just a size bigger. Do it.
Ridding All The Lint From His Pockets
It’s understandable. The lint tends to collect in the hard to reach spots.
A Secretive Husband and Wife Handshake
Although there is that other “secret” husband and wife “handshake.”
Trying To Re-Enact Ariel's Epic Rock Perching Moment From 'The Little Mermaid'
As I do, every single day.
See?
Moving Like Jagger
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Checking Levine For Ticks
For his safety.
Thorough Sniffing
Levine makes sure the floor’s clean and Prinsloo makes sure he’s clean. Team work.
Vying For A Spot On 'AHS: Freakshow'
I don’t think I’ve seen an acrobatic couple yet. But then again, I also had my hands over my eyes the entire time after seeing that damn clown.
