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Who Said It: 'Divergent' Star Shailene Woodley or an Elf? Play Our Game!
If there's one thing Shailene Woodley's Spectacular Now and Divergent press tours have taught us, it's that the rising star is a great actress. Oh, and that she might be an elf.
Another interview with the actress, who spoke to Flaunt, is currently making the rounds for its beautiful photos and absolutely bananas quotes from the actress about her alternative style. And the quotes are so out there, they're otherworldly. Making us wonder if she's actually an elven being.
So play a game with us: Who is behind these quotes? Shailene Woodley or an elf?
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“I gather my own spring water from mountains every month.”
Shailene Woodley!
So do woodland critters, but you don’t hear them bragging about it. Sheesh.
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“I bake cookies in a tree.”
Elf!
Too bad, too, because nothing goes better with mountain spring water than a batch of fresh-baked cookies.
Image: Keebler
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“I forage wild foods and identify wild plants.”
Shailene Woodley!
And everyone at her dinner party looks at one another and runs out at the mere mention of the word “slideshow.”
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“I make everything from my own toothpaste to my own body lotions and face oils.”
Shailene Woodley!
But still… no cookies?
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“I love roaming alongside snow-capped Evergreen trees while watching the wildlife around me.”
Elf!
Still, something tells me that a Woodley in Hollywood feels a bit like a misfit, like the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer dentist.
Image: CBS
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“My friends and I often travel in the woodland by pack.”
Elf!
But just think of the wonders Woodley’s homemade hair serum could do for Lord of the Rings’ Legolas.
Image: New Line Cinema
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“I know how to heal our bodies naturally.”
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“The second I wake up, I scream very loudly, ‘Good morning!’”
Shailene Woodley!
Suddenly, even the wildlife outside of the dandelion-lined cave Woodley lives in starts to appreciate the rooster.
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“I like to sing loud for all to hear.”
Elf!
Because Buddy has such Christmas cheer! But just wait until you hear his “Good Morning,” Shailene.
Image: Mosaic
Shailene Woodley or Elf?
“My name is Shailene Woodley.”
Jury's Out
Frankly, we’re not too sure. She even has “wood” in her name! Come on!
