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The 17 Worst Celebrity Fashion Trends Of The Early 2000s, Because We Can't Afford To Forget How Horrible Faux-Boho Was
Members of the Millennial generation have fond memories of the quirky and downright eccentric sartorial choices they made during the early aughts. However, nothing quite encapsulates the era better than celebrity-inspired early 2000s fashion trends, brought into being by starlets who brought truly regrettable fashions to the red carpet and propagated such looks to their devoted fans. Here are the worst celebrity fashion trends of the early 2000s, from the faux-bohemian look to the plunging neckline. Here's hoping they never make it past 2005.
The Faux-Bohemian Look
No matter how many layers of paisley-printed chiffon were worn on the red carpet, not a single audience member actually believed Jamie Tisch was a true free spirit.
The Faux-Bohemian Look
If only the handkerchief hem had faded in popularity over time. Fortunately, the high-low hem has become more streamlined and less crinkled, a much more pleasant incarnation than its mussed predecessor.
The Faux-Bohemian Look
The tiny top-handle purse and perfectly styled ringlets give up the game: this empire waisted, earth-toned dress is not a poetic statement about the environment and the importance of embracing nature’s bounty.
The Barely-There Bodice
Perhaps everyone should just forget about this gothic McQueen ensemble Gwyneth Paltrow wore to the 2002 Oscars, but they say one should learn history so mistakes of the past aren’t repeated. Lesson learned.
The Barely-There Bodice
Sandra Bullock looked beautiful in her shimmering 2002 showstopper of an Oscars gown, make no mistake. However, much was made of its transparency, which stole focus from Bullock’s talent and redirected it towards her God-given assets.
The Ultra-Plunging Neckline
The red carpet certainly sees its fair share of slit bodices even today, but for reasons unknown, the early aughts were prime time for baring one’s chest.
The Ultra-Plunging Neckline
Angie Harmon indulged in a neckline so deep, she may as well have donned a swimsuit.
The Ultra-Plunging Neckline
After wearing this dipped blazer to the Oscars and starring in Basic Instinct, it became painfully clear how much Sharon Stone enjoys putting her skin on display.
The Barely-There Bodice And The Ultra-Plunging Neckline
This nude, v-neck blouse is so incredibly whispy it may as well be called a camisole.
The Mismatched Getup
Before wardrobe stylists became as essential as acting skills to the average celebrity, there were mismatched red carpet getups that no self-respecting actress would wear in 2014.
The Mismatched Getup
Rosanna Arquette took a swing and a miss with this ruffled dress/fishnet stocking/pointy toe heel combination. Unfortunately, Rachel Zoe wasn’t on hand to give her a reality check.
The Mismatched Getup
Unfortunately, Sandra Bernhard learned the hard way that a leopard blouse, ill-fitted boxy trousers, and black pointy-toe kitten heels don’t jibe together.
The Candy-Colored Ensemble
Nothing is worse in terms of red carpet fashion than overdosing on bubble gum pink.
The Candy-Colored Ensemble
Couture gowns are like candy: if they’re so incredibly colorful they might be blinding, it’s likely they aren’t good for you.
The Blindingly Patterned Dress
The stripes on Cameron Diaz’s dress are unfortunately more hypnotically brilliant than the actress’s signature grin.
The Blindingly Patterned Dress
I adore Andy MacDowell, but this beaded, patterned gown reads more Miss America than Golden Globes.
The Blindingly Patterned Dress
Heidi Klum may be one of the world’s most revered fashion icons, but at the 2003 Golden Globes she was simply a girl who chose the wrong dress.
