Great news! Olivia Benson is now a model. Nope, I'm not talking about Mariska Hargitay's character from Law & Order SVU — although that would be pretty cool too. I'm actually referring to Taylor Swift's kitten who has the same name. Yup, Swift's cat is starring in a new ad campaign for Keds. The product is called the "Sneaky Cat" shoe and it's a black lace-up sneaker with a grey cat peering over the sides. On the laces, there's a little gold tag that looks like it belongs on a cat collar. Oh, and there's a gold T. Swift autograph etched on the shoe's sole.
Ugh, such a smart marketing move! I'm more of a dog person than a cat person, but I want a pair of these right meow. "Shake It Off" was already getting everybody excited for Swift's upcoming album, but the shoes really are the purrrfect promotional tool! Here's what the description says on the Keds website says: "New season. New song. New shoes. Introducing Taylor Swift’s 1989 album release shoe."
Since I'm sure you're dying to see, here's a sneak peek of Olivia's modeling debut! (I mean, aside from all those feline photos Tay shares on Instagram. She's a true star!)
Basically, I'd buy anything sold by Taylor Swift's cat. Here are five things she should model next:
ShamWow!
Remember Vince from the ShamWow commercials? He doesn't have the best reputation. There was that time he allegedly punched a prostitute. Yikes! He shouldn't represent the brand after that. Let Olivia the cat handle it instead! I'll take a dozen ShamWows, please.
Lasagna
Forget about Garfield! Little Olivia could give that cartoon cat a run for his money. I see a deal with Stouffer's in her future. Come on, don't you want to eat lasagna immediately after seeing this photo?
Vogue
Yeah, I think she has that much modeling potential. Look at those blue eyes! Get Olivia a Vogue cover, ASAP.
Salted Caramel Mochas
This may be a bit random, but I think the Pumpkin Spice Latte overshadows Starbucks' other fantastic fall beverage. Yup, I'm talking about the Salted Caramel Mocha! They deserve the spotlight and Olivia Benson-Swift is the perfect purrrson to make that happen.
Law & Order SVU DVDs
Cat Olivia Benson should model with real Olivia Benson to sell the latest season of SVU on DVD. It's the only thing that would make me want to buy it, considering Detective Stabler isn't on the show anymore. (Speaking of, can he please come back?!)
Images: Taylor Swift/Instagram, ShamWow, Stouffer's, Starbucks, NBCUniversalStore.com
