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Miley Cyrus' Tongue at the 2013 VMAs: We Count Its Number of Brazen Appearances
The 2013 Video Music Awards brought us an F-bomb dropping Taylor Swift, an 'NSync "reunion" (as if we can even call it that), and one of the most uncomfortable performances of "We Can't Stop" and "Blurred Lines" we've ever seen, but we should probably discuss the fact that we all kind of got mouth-molested last night. Miley Cyrus shoved her tongue down our throats every chance she got and we became so familiar with it that we could definitely pick her tastebuds out of a lineup. Get out your depressors, it's time to look at all 12 times Miley tongue-thrashed us last night. Here's ery phodo you hafda thee.
Number 1
The 2013 Video Music Awards brought us an F-bomb dropping Taylor Swift, an 'NSync "reunion" (as if we can even call it that), and one of the most uncomfortable performances of "We Can't Stop" and "Blurred Lines" we've ever seen, but we should probably discuss the fact that we all kind of got mouth-molested last night. Miley Cyrus shoved her tongue down our throats every chance she got and we became so familiar with it that we could definitely pick her tastebuds out of a lineup. Get out your depressors, it's time to look at all 12 times Miley tongue-thrashed us last night. Here's ery phodo you hafda thee.
Number 2
Just getting started.
Number 3
Going strong.
Number 4
Getting a little fatigued?
Number 5
Renewed energy!
Number 6
She's got this.
Number 7
Is dry mouth kicking in?
Number 8
Yup.
Number 9
But she can't stop.
Number 10
Won't stop.
Number 11
She run things.
Number 12
Things don't run she.
