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Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton Throwback Photos Are Too Much Fun to Revisit — PHOTOS
Remember The Simple Life? You know, that show that featured two entitled brats being pawned off on unsuspecting "simple" families to work normal jobs and live among mere mortals? Well, now you do. Despite Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's ridiculous antics, the show was super entertaining. I may or may not have season one on DVD (OK, I do). But aside from their show, those two BFFs were total Hollywood "It Girls" and there's a whole bunch of pics to prove it. And surely you remember Kim Kardashian before she was THE Kim Kardashian, right? Oh yes, feast your eyes on all the awkward early to mid-2000s socialite glory.
Paris & Kim
One thing is evident: Peasant skirts are hilarious.
Paris & Kim
Remember when Kim played second fiddle? She doesn’t either …
Kim, Paris, & Nicki
Rock that bold side bang, Kim.
Paris & Kim <3
Sorry, Paris. Kim wins this smoky eye competition.
Kim, Paris, & . . . Anton Yelchin?
Was this a relationship I missed?
Kim, Nicki, & Paris
Kim wasn’t cool enough to wear her sunglasses indoors, apparently.
Nicole & Paris
TINKERBELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paris & Nicole
I can just hear the shrieking through the microphone now. Sanasaaaa sanasaaaa…
Paris & Nicole
Is Paris wearing a bathrobe? Better yet, is Nicole wearing a curtain?
Paris, Nicki, & Nicole
Founders of the How I Met Your Mother “Woo Girls.”
Nicole, Kelly, & Paris
Kelly Osbourne Sandwich! Oh Kelly, you were always so edgy.
Nicole & Paris
All blonde everything.
Nicole & Paris
This makes me want a Simple Life reunion hella bad.
Paris & Nicole
Reasons I love Nicole Richie: She’s eternally excited about everything.
Paris & Nicole
Paris’s dress = Lena Dunham at the Emmys. So ahead of her time.
Paris, Andy Dick, & Nicole
Andy Dick gives me the heebie jeebies.
Paris & Nicole
I love their height difference and how Nicole clings on like she might fall 20 feet below.
Paris & Nicole
Typical.
Paris & Nicole
Can you even be BFFs with someone if your bodies don’t form a heart in photographs?
Paris, Nicole, & Livestock
There are no words. OK, there are some. WHAT THE HELL?
Nicki, Nicole, & Paris
Nicole’s coif over everything. Literally over everything because it is so tall.
Paris & Nicole
Look at how grown up and sophisticated they look in 2005! Where’s that girl who didn’t know what Walmart was?
