MAJOR BREAKING NEWS THAT I'M SURE NONE OF YOU SAW COMING!: Two teenagers have broken up, and one of them happens to be famous, so we're gonna talk a little about it. According to Us Weekly, Bella Thorne has split from her boyfriend Tristan Klier after a two-year relationship. Shocker, I know.
So, what could have possibly gone wrong to ruin this relationship between a 16-year-old and her high schooler boyfriend? No word, but Thorne did confirm the break-up on her Twitter (of course she's handling her break-up on Twitter!) when a fan asked her, probably with Taylor Swift blaring in the background: "No, I'm not." Simple. She is a woman of little words.
Then, however, came the possible slight against Klier (I imagine this was typed with "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" playing, specifically): When a fan told Throne that she would find "her Prince Charming" some day, Thorne quipped, "or honesty." I think that is what we call a burn.
Klier, on the other hand, doesn't seem to be taking it so well, based on his tweets: "Has it ever been said that a man who throws himself out the window to escape from a fire is guilty of suicide?" It's like, Morrissey wishes he wrote that.
Anyway, love isn't dead, there's plenty more fish in the sea, other things you say to console a person going through a break-up, etc. etc.
