MEET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

Remember when human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova voiced her opinion on plastic surgery, beauty standards, and the effects of racial mixing, and we were all horrified? We should have counted our blessings then, because a new human Barbie is on the loose, and she does not come in peace. Meet Michelle Rovinsky of the Sunshine State, or rather "Bunny Hunter" of the "Gunshine State." These are her words, not mine.

Bunny is a gun enthusiast, advocating for the interests of female hunters everywhere. Before heading out to elegant functions, she generously donates her time to teaching her fans how to conceal a firearm under a black tie gown (scroll down for video.) Bunny taught me how to wear a holster and still look chic, and for that I am thankful.

We can expect more life lessons from Bunny in the near future, since she has landed herself a role in a new bTV segment. Oh, the values of reality television.

"Celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus have no morals, they are terrible role models for young women," she said in the segment. "I want to show women that you don’t have to act like a slut to get ahead."

She's right, you just have to act like a right wing Barbie-enthusiast with an affinity for firearms.

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