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Kim Kardashian Is Trying for Baby Number 2 Because the Future ‘KUWTK’ Cast Needs It
The Kardashians were put on this earth for one reason, and one reason only: so that Kris Jenner could eventually rise to power as an omnipresent dictator of the highest degree. Once her original set of money makers, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe, have grown old and gray, Kris is going to need a new set of Kardashians for the world to keep up with. Thankfully, Kim and Kourtney have been working hard to pop out the next generation of KUWTK stars. In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Kim Kardashian said she's trying for baby number two, and since older sister Kourt is currently preggo with her third child. When the tots eventually get old enough to rule the E! Network, what might the new cast be like? Let's take a look.
Kylie Jenner
Kylie is definitely the badass of the group aka future Khloe. The two are already close, and we think she’d happily step into Khlo-Khlo’s stilettos and serve up some Kardashian realness to all her younger nieces and nephews.
Mason Dash Disick
While he’s definitely inherited his father’s slick style, Mason is one of the gentlest, most adorable creatures to ever grace the Earth, so I’m not sure a future of flashy Lord-ing and Lambos is in the cards. A rose amongst some fame-hungry thorns, Mason will pick up where Rob left off, keeping to himself and letting his sister’s dominate the tabloids.
Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
Penelope Disick
Penelope is cray. There’s just something about her that makes me think she’d be right at home poppin’ bottles in the VIP section of a club, or sneaking out of her gigantic mansion late at night to meet with Mason’s older friends. One part Scott Disick, one part Kim, and a little bit of Kylie thrown in, I think Penny will rule the Kardashian roost.
Image: Kourtney Kardashian/Instagram
North West
Do you see that face? That adorable face?! Please, God, let Nori grow up to be the epitome of humble, just like her dad (HAH! jokes). Since she’s still so young, it’s hard to nail down exactly what kind of Kardashian-West this little lady will grow up to become, but whatever it is, she’s going to be fierce AF.
Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
Lord Disick Jr.
We don’t know much about the Lord bun currently baking in Kourtney Kardashian’s oven, but he or she will most likely come out with a strong affinity for tasseled loafers and leopard print. A good sidekick for North, perhaps? Maybe someone for Penelope to corrupt and Kendall to shape into the new “It” model at the agency she’ll no doubt end up owning?
Image: Kourtney Kardashian/Instagram
South West (whenever he or she comes into existence)
The second addition to the Kardashian-West fam will no doubt be the dark horse of the group, à la Bruce Jenner. There has to be one, after all! Maybe this little bundle of joy will grow up to be a poet, thanks to Daddy’s lyric skillz, or a nature photographer, since Kim practically carries the genes to taking the perfect selfie in her blood.