Ladies, He's Single Again!

Ladies, reignite your passion for Joe Jonas, as he is single again. Us Weekly reports Joe Jonas recently split from Blanda Eggenschwiler, a thirty-year-old graphic designer and model who he had been dating for twenty months. The two, who began dating in November 2012, allegedly seemed happy together, but reportedly decided to part ways after tension had been visibly bubbling between them (or so says Us Weekly's insider).

For those of you who are thinking, "welp, guess he's gonna stay a virgin for awhile," think again — Jonas, contrary to popular belief, had not been saving himself for marriage. In a very telling interview with New York Magazine last December, Jonas revealed that already was sexually active, and that he had been since he was twenty years old. Memo to his older bro Kevin, who wore a purity ring til he tied the knot. Hey, to each Jonas brother his own!

This is not Jonas's first public break-up. He's been linked to multiple female celebrities, including Demi Lovato, Ashley Greene, and Taylor Swift. Well...now Eggenschwiler has something in common with those ladies, and that ain't too shabby of a crew to be associated with. Perhaps a post-Jonas club is in order? Life After Jonas (or "We Have Stellar Careers Despite Public Break-ups")?

But don't get your hopes up that Joe will be singing about this relationship with his bros anytime soon — despite the rumors, Gossip Cop reported that the JoBros are not reuniting. Womp womp. So...there's your dose of Jonas for the day. Joe Jonas: alive, single, but still not singing with his bros. And no, not a virgin. We should probably stop asking him about that.