How Is Michelle Rodriguez Everywhere?!

There are questions that have continued to baffle scientists and philosophers since the dawn of time. What is the meaning of life? How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? And maybe the most confusing one of all, how is actress Michelle Rodriguez everywhere, with thousands of different celebrities, all over the world, all the damn time? She's an enigma wrapped in a conundrum tied with a bow made of Zac Efron's chest hair. Seriously, resurrect Einstein or call Stephen Hawking, because to figure this one out we'll need history's best and brightest.

The actress, 36, made a name for herself playing tough chick roles, like Letty in the diesel pumping Fast and Furious franchise opposite Vin Diesel, and Ana Lucia on Lost. She never reached megastar status, consistently hovering just below Hollywood's radar while racking up a steady stream of film roles that all highlighted her badass, take no prisoners personality. In real life, however, she's apparently taken many prisoners, all of whom are big name celebs. From her relationship with model "It" girl Cara Delevingne to smooching Zac Efron, the actress gets around (and I mean that in the most JEALOUS way possible).

Since Cara and Zac just weren't enough for her, Rodriguez has now moved on to the waste of space who dared fight Legolas, Justin Bieber. The singer was spotted hanging with Rodriguez on a fancy-schmancy yacht in Ibiza, jumping off the boat and jet-skiing.

No word on whether anything romantic is happening or if the Biebs just decided to use her as a body guard in case of any future fights with Orlando Bloom (I'd put my money on Rodriguez to win a fight against The Rock) (OK maybe not The Rock), or if Rodriguez just tired of staring at the chiseled perfection that is Zac Efron all day and needed a change of scenery. Regardless, Bieber seems to be having a grand ol' time. Don't pull a Sean Kingston and crash that thing, Justin!

Or do. Whatever.