Bieber's Hook Up List Is Damn Impressive

In what was one of the oddest pieces of gossip to hit the web in a while, Tuesday night we learned that Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber. The altercation occurred at Cipriani in Ibiza, Spain, and so say eyewitnesses, the reason behind the fight had something to do with a remark Bieber made about Bloom's ex-wife/mother of his child, Miranda Kerr.

If you're up on your gossip, you're well-aware that rumors began swirling around after the 2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show, where Justin performed, claiming that he and the supermodel, who was still married to Bloom at the time, hooked up at a hotel post-show. If you're up on your sanity, you're well-aware that this notion is almost too ridiculous to believe. I mean, why would Miranda Kerr, one of the hottest women on earth (who, at the time, was married to an equally hot human), get it on with Justin Bieber? In a word: Vominous.

Shortly after the Bieber/Kerr scandal broke, Miranda and her lawyers vehemently denied the claims, saying, in legal-speak, "Ew, dude." Kerr also maintained that the rumor was "false and defamatory." I certainly hope that's the case, as it would be incredibly sad if Bieber was the person behind Bloom and Kerr's divorce. And again, ew, dude.

However, as douchy as Bieber can seem sometimes, he certainly isn't without his share of hot ladies. In addition to being associated with Miranda Kerr, rumors abound about Justin and these fine women, as well:

Adriana Lima

Kerr's fellow Victoria's Secret angel, Adriana Lima, supposedly hooked up with Bieber in Cannes this year. Despite their 12-year age difference, sources told Us Weekly that the pop star had his eye on Lima from the moment he arrived. According to witnesses, the pair left at club together at around 5 a.m. A little hard to belieb? Yes. But Justin did post the above snap the night of the supposed hook-up.

Barbara Palvin

Another Vicky's Secret model Bieber's supposedly had sexytimes with? Barbara Palvin. (The dude has a type.) In fact, some say Palvin is the reason behind Bieber's break-up with Selena Gomez. Palvin, who got death threats from Selena/Justin fans, denies the rumors — and there are a lot of them.

Rihanna

This one is almost too crazy to believe, but there are some schools of thought out there that think Rihanna is actually the one responsible for the demise of Bieber and Gomez. Some reports claim that Bieber and Rihanna hooked up many times at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills.

Yovanna Ventura

Another day, another model for Bieber. Shortly after his ex, Selena Gomez, posted a photo of herself hanging out with a hunky male model, Justin was seen out to dinner with the stunning Ventura. He, of course, posted a photo to Instagram as well, along with the caption, "Dinner for 2 ;)."

Ew, dude.

Images: Justin Bieber/Instagram (2); Barbara Palvin/Instagram; Getty