Scheana & Shay Got Hitched!

Did you notice something different about the air on the twenty-seventh day of July? Did the air seem more shimmery than usual? Might you go so far as to say the air seemed good as gold? That wasn’t your imagination, friend-o. Vanderpump Rules ’ Scheana Marie and Mike Shay exchanged vows in Santa Susana, CA on Sunday. Our very first Vanderwedding! Oh jeez, I say "our" like I was there. I was not there, but some noteworthy Bravolebrities did attend: According to Us Weekly, Lisa Vanderpump, Joyce Giraud, Gretchen Rossi, Slade Smiley, Golnesa Gharachedaghi, and Leila Gharache celebrated the couple's union.

But what about the other Vanderpumpers? I do love hearing about non-Pump Bravolebrities (I am downright LIVING for this pic of GG, Joyce, and Gretchen), but I need Vanderpump Rules cast details. Which Vandpumpers were there? What did everyone wear? Who sat with who? Did Manager Peter Madrigal craft the wedding's signature cocktail? Did Jax Taylor and GG have a laugh about their crossover hookup of yore? Did Kristen Doute give bridesmaid Ariana Madix the side-eye throughout the ceremony? I'm hungry for deets!

I did the one thing I usually can count on to bring me an unparalleled amount of joy: I checked out the Vanderpumpers' social media accounts. While the limited number of wedding pics and tweets are great, I must say I am a little disappointed that the cast didn't immediately share thousands of photos. I would inhale every last pic like that family that goes pupule for King's Hawaiian Rolls.

That being said, I will take what I can get.

Shay and Scheana's pre-wedding Twitter exchange:

BOOG.

Shay, Tom Schwartz, Tom Sandoval, and Jax hung out the night before the wedding:

Vanderbros 4 lyfe.

Kristen Doute hit the hay early the night before the big day:

When attending a Vanderwedding, it is crucial that one is in top form.

Vanderfriends Brad Kearns and Carmen Dickman's pregame routine included jumping on the bed:

Of course.

Jax went to the wedding:

And came bearing XCALIBUR shoes:

Jax is a regular ol' Santa Claus. If Santa Claus wore shawl collar cardigans and was fueled by telling lies, that is.

Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz shared a wedding selfie:

I MUST SEE KATIE'S DRESS!!!!!!!

Okay, that was fun, but like, I'm still peckish. Maybe I'll just eat a bag of King's Hawaiian Rolls and hope that holds me over until Season 3.

Images: twschwa, musickillskate/Instagram