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Her Daughter's More Popular Than She Is
ATTENTION WORLD: On the date of July 23, the little bundle of sunshine and perfection known to the world as North West took her first steps (which were no doubt taken in mini Louboutins, but I digress). To celebrate, "Nori" made yet another appearance on momma Kim Kardashian's crazy popular Instagram account. Even though K-Squared is known for producing the most widely varied collection of duck faces and selfies in the history of Instagram, each time North's itty-bitty face makes an appearance on Kim's account — which is followed by 16.3 MILLION people, by the way — the images rack up the likes in no time. North West is practically catnip to Kardashian "dolls," and it's pretty obvious why — she's fabulous. I mean, she had her own version of Coachella! How is that even a thing?!
Anyway, since it's pretty safe to say everyone has seen enough of Kim Kardashian's bikini-clad selfies for a lifetime, it's time to make a change. It's time to give the people what they really want, Kim, and what the people really want is North. Your butt may be big, but your daughter's level of adorable is off the charts, so consider this a formal petition to tone down the selfies, and turn up the Northies. Yes, it's awkward that your daughter is so much more popular than you, but the evidence speaks for itself!
Exhibit A
The super-cute picture Kim most recently uploaded of North shortly after she took her first steps: 1.11m.
Kim's bikini selfie: 550k
Exhibit B
Kanye and North rocking matching gray onesies: 1.81m
Kim's other bikini selfie: 848k
Exhibit C
North looking 4x better than any of us ever will: 1.69m
Kim's luxurious blanket selfie: 600k
Exhibit D
Kourtney Kardashian's adorable daughter Penelope holding cousin Nori: 1.51m
Kim's blonde (and slightly nipply) selfie: 733k
Exhibit E
North looking at everyone like, "OMG GET ME OUT OF THIS FRILLY DRESS, SO NOT CHIC": 1.49m
Kim's looking at the side of a pool wall like, "OMG MY BUTT THO" selfie: 653k
Exhibit F
North holding a ring like the fly baby she is: 1.1m
Kim's wearing-the-same-ring-but-looking-not-nearly-as-fly-selfie: 564k
Exhibit G
North smiling down on Kim because she knows she'll forever be cuter: 1.57m
Kim's rolling-in-wet-sand-because-she's-not-vain-at-all selfie: 588k
Exhibit H
North looking like the most beautiful burrito that's ever been made: 1.34m
Kim's looking-like-one-of-the-most-vain-people-that's-ever-existed selfie: 431k
Exhibit I
Just look at that smiling face! S'cute: 1.61m
Kim's other other bikini selfie: 572k
Exhibit J
North being all, "Mom, stop! No more selfies!": 1.51m
Kim's look-how-cool-my-contouring-is selfie: 379k
Exhibit K
North & Kanye. Nuff said: 1.28m
Kim's I-can't-believe-someone-trusted-me-to-fly-a-plane selfie: 563k
Come on, Kim. Do the right thing!
Images: Getty Images; Kim Kardashian/Instagram (11)
