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Let's Give K. Bell Some Sloths for Her Birthday

by Caitlyn Callegari

July 18, 2014

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Hey everyone, it's Kristen Bell's birthday! The Frozen star and mommy-to-be is turning a fabulous and rather unexpected 34-years old — because, wasn't she just Veronica Mars like, yesterday? So, in honor of the mega-talented Bell on her very special day, I'd like to give back to the star who has given us so much in way of GIFable material, binge-worthy shows, and Disney sing-a-longs. No, not with balloons, or streamers, or even a cake. Don't be basic. This is the women who embodied some of the best characters in recent years: Sarah Marshall, Princess Anna in Frozen, and the aforementioned Mars. The woman was the voice of Gossip Girl, damn it! This is something to celebrate!

I want to give Bell an appropriate and befitting gift. You know, something she actually wants. Though, getting something for someone who already has so much is always a conundrum. But, the best gifts are usually things money can't buy, something thoughtful. In a true labor of love, I've rounded up a list of some of her favorite things. Well, thing, rather. Okay, it's actually not a thing, either. It's sloths. Lots and lots of sloths doing incredibly adorable and slightly unnerving things. Because I'm fairly certain that Bell loves those lazy, cuddly, narcoleptic mammals more than she loves herself.

Happy birthday, K. Bell! Here you go: