Look, I don't want to sugarcoat it, because Paris is a grown woman and she can take the truth: The teaser for Paris Hilton's new music video for "Come Alive" literally looks like a commercial for Barbies, a perfume commercial, Katy Perry's "California Gurls" video (which came out FOUR YEARS AGO), and possibly a little bit of a Britney Spears video...all mashed up together and then on acid. There's literally no other way I can describe this thing — it's so crazy, you'll probably have to rewatch it just so you can remember to pay attention to the snippet of "Come Alive" that's playing in the background.
(Then, when that doesn't work, you'll give up and search for an audio clip of the song so you can listen without all the colorful distractions).
That aside, though, I guess this is art. Apparently, Hilton wrote "Come Alive," and while it's already been covered how auto-tuned it sounds, this is technically her candy-coated vision coming to life. The full thing hasn't been released yet, so it's hard to tell how much more colorful the whole music video is going to be — but for now, this teaser definitely has me hitting my "crazy music video" threshold for the day. Enjoy below!
