Kyle Shuts Down This 'RHOBH' Rumor

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 filming is underway! Lisa Vanderpump, the Sisters Richards, Yolanda Foster, and Brandi Glanville are already back to rockin' and rollin' and looking DIVINE in front of the Bravo cameras, and I am STOKED. Wait a tick—If Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia are no longer a part of the cast, who will take their places? Last week, Kyle Richards told Us Weekly that she AND Kim Richards are back, that she won't miss Gebbia, and that despite whatever the rumor hive might be buzzing about at the moment, one of the aforementioned vacated slots does not belong to the morally corrupt Faye Resnick. Sure, Kyle. I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE SEASON 5.

If NOT Faye, who will twirl around in a gown while they deliver their opening credit quotes? Who will be the new Beverly Hills Housewives?

Uh, don't worry, there are plenty of other fun casting rumors to gnaw on. Here's a small sampling:

• Rumor 1: Some speculate Shiva Sifai (Mohamed Hadid's fiancé) will be joining the show. Yes, she's Yolanda's ex's fiancé. That could be interesting. Also, if it means we get to see more of Mohamed's crazy-spectacular house, I'm on board.

• Rumor 2: According to TMZ, the producers brought back Camille Grammer and Adrienne Maloof. OH MY GOD. AHHHHHHHH. I HOPE THAT'S TRUE. I NEED THAT TO BE TRUE.Adrienne and Camille's return would be very dramatic, I just know it! They'd be back in a big way. Oo, I love me some Camille Grammer. (Maloof is cool, too.)
• Rumor 3: Is Rumor 2 as juicy as the Suzanne Somers joining the show rumor? No. But Rumor 2 is a fun rumor. And yes, Somers as a Beverly Hills Housewife was an actual rumor. An amazing, delicious rumor that was shut down by "multiple sources," according to E! News.
• Rumor 4: Oh, but get this! According to E! News, Somers could appear on the show as a friend of the Housewives. AHHHHHHHHHH.

No, I'm not convinced Faye isn't the new Housewife. Like, Kyle could totally be keeping it under wra— OKAY. I have to stop. The RHOBH rumor rabbit hole is too much.