Looks Like These Two Really Like Each Other

If you're worried about Jennifer Aniston's relationship with Justin Theroux, worry no more! Justifer is still on! (Justifer? That's what we're calling them, right?) You may have your concerns about whether or not Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are still together, but they put your stress to rest at the premiere of Theroux's new HBO show The Leftovers on Monday night. These two were all over each other. There were smiles, cuddles, and side-hugs aplenty!

While this might be enough to calm your own personal fears about the happiness of Jenniroux (just trying it out), it will never be enough for the tabloids. Aniston and Theroux could have gotten married on The Leftovers red carpet and the next day the tabloids would be all, "Jennifer Gets Married in Public in Desperate Attempt to Get Brad's Attention." Aniston could reveal she's pregnant next week on a mommy blog called "I'm Happy!" and then claims would come out that she was secretly using a surrogate and developing a blogging addiction to drown her sadness.

Because of this, it wouldn't be that surprising if, after she and Theroux shared some PDA on the red carpet, a bunch of rumors came out. Here are some headlines they may have inspired last night:

Clingy Jen Won't Stop Clinging to Justin! But Who's Really on His Mind?

J & J All Smiles on the Red Carpet: She's Finally Found Happiness

Theriston's Intimate Pose Proves They're Getting Married on August 18th!

Is Justin With Child? In Bizzare Turn of Events, He's The One Who's Pregnant

Jen Strikes a Sassy Pose: What Is She Hiding?!

Jennifer & Justin Gaze Into Each Other's Eyes, Man, Maybe She Really Is Over Brad For Good! (Jk. NEVER.)