Lord Disick Bought the Last Car You'd Ever Expect

Nine seasons in, fans of Keeping Up With the Kardashians should be well aware of Scott Disick's collection of luxury cars by now. Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend, who got himself the title of Lord while on a trip to London, definitely has an automobile affinity fit for a king. While we may side-eye his royal title and past behaviors, Disick's love for cars is no joke, which is why seeing him behind the wheel of a van on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this week seems so shockingly out of character. So while Disick experiments with being a van-driving commoner, why not look at the more exciting cars he's acquired over the years?

Disick, the father of two children (and one on the way) with Kourtney, has a collection so impressive it's received extensive coverage on the Celebrity Cars Blog. The blog has featured almost 20 of Disick's rides, including a Bentley, Mercedes G Wagon, Lamborghini, and Chevy Camaro. But just like the rest of the Kardashians, Disick's life is filled with plenty of drama—some of which has been connected to cars.

In 2001, when he was just 18 years old, Disick got into a car accident while driving drunk in New York, resulting in a driving while intoxicated charge. He's clearly put that behind him and though his love of cars hasn't faded, he seems to be much more careful with them nowadays. Disick also loves to show off his car collection, as seen in his KUWTK spinoff webseries Lifestyles of a Lord, in an episode titled "A Man's Car is His Castle."

A few more of Disick's rides? A Chevy Suburban with possibly bulletproof windows for when "things get a little rough," (although that's probably more of a movie-inspired fantasy than actual concern). Disick's personal favorite is his Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe, which he says feels better on your skin than anything— except alligator loafers, leading me to believe Disick is actually a cartoon rich person come to life. His favorite ride, which E! priced at over $500,000, is also owned by the Sultan of Brunei, making Disick's ownership even more impressive.

If you want to see more of Disick's cars, don't worry, his Instagram feed is basically a love letter to them. He's got photo after photo of his permanent collection, as well as whatever sport vehicle or race car he's currently test driving. A highlight is the Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, checking out one of Disick's rides.

While Disick may not be ready to ditch his arsenal of autos any time soon, at least we can laugh at the Lord this Sunday as we finally see him get behind the wheel of something much more suited to us lowly peasants.