Kelly Clarkson's Baby Should Be Out Soon Enough

It seems like time moves strangely slow when it comes to celebrity progeny. Blue Ivy Carter is, for example, still toddling around luxury beaches around the world, when it surely seems like she should own her own airline by now. And Kelly Clarkson, who in tabloid time's been pregnant for centuries, has not even given birth to her first child yet. The latter, it seems, is even more impatient than the rest of us: As Kelly Clarkson tweeted Wednesday, "my baby girl needs to come on out ASAP. Mama is tired, swollen and miserable hahaha!" So when is Kelly Clarkson's baby even due?

That would be June 18, 2014, according to sites like UPI and Contact Music. It will be the culmination of a pregnancy that involved a hell of a lot of puking, according to Clarkson. As she told Ellen DeGeneres back in December:

I vomit a good dozen times a day. It’s, like, bad. I vomited before coming out here and I had a peppermint so you didn’t [know]…I’m not even kidding, it’s so bad. It’s so bad. It’s, like, so gross. And that’s the thing too, you’re not attractive when you’re pregnant. Everybody tells you [that] you glow and your hair is pretty and your nails are pretty. That is total crap. My nails are short, my hair still falls out — it’s not all lush and beautiful — and I have no glow. Unless it’s, like, something left over from a bad throw up. It’s horrible.

This bouncing little puke-causing bundle will be Clarkson's first child, though she's also a step-mom to a 7-year-old boy from husband Brandon Blackstock's first marriage.

All the best to Clarkson and her family in the final stages of pregnancy and the first stages of dealing with poop instead of puke!