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Check Out Elsa's Tinder Profile

by Kadeen Griffiths

Tinder is the dating application that's sweeping the nation. It's popularity is at such an all time high that even Harry Styles might have a Tinder account. Oh, sure, that's highly unlikely, but we can dream, can't we? Considering the fact that Tinder is so popular, it was just a matter of time before someone started envisioning what it might be like to find other famous faces on the app. Or, if you're someone like me, you've been wondering what it might be like to find a few fictional faces on there. For example, say Queen Elsa of Arendelle had a Tinder profile. Would you swipe right? I didn't think so.

To be fair, it's highly unlikely that, if there were such a thing as Tinder in Disney's Frozen, Elsa would ever make an account for herself. In the first place, she's so private she doesn't even talk to her own sister for years. In the second place, her character arc was not about romantic love, but instead about familial love and self-love. In the third place, if she disapproves of getting engaged to a man you just met that day, imagine how she feels about dating a man you've never met. Yeah, Queen Elsa and Tinder would just never fly.

However, I remain confident that chipper and romantic Princess Anna would definitely want to help her sister get a date down the line and Tinder would seem like the perfect way to do so. After all, it allows Elsa to talk to guys without actually having to meet them face to face or explain about the whole ice powers thing. So, what would Elsa's profile look like if Anna had set one up for her? Well, let's speculate.

The Photo

Anna has a lot of options here. To be fair, she could just use a photo of Elsa's crown to have every man in the kingdom flocking to like her profile. That sounds like a point that Kristoff would make: "She's the Queen of Arendelle. Who cares what she looks like?" However, if there's one important thing to know about Elsa right away, it's that Anna is the most important person in the world to her — and vice versa. So, if you happen to stumble upon the Queen of Arendelle on Tinder, then there's a good chance her photo will feature her hugging her sister. And if you don't like it, then you're not building any snowmen with Elsa.

The Description

This is where it gets tricky. There's a lot to say about Elsa, but most of it isn't anything that Elsa would want the whole world knowing. In addition to being an ice queen, Elsa was also kind of an ice queen. However, if Anna had to write something up for her sister, we imagine it might go something like this: "Love is all you need to melt an eternal winter. In fact, it's an open door. That perfect girl might be gone, but for the first time in forever I'm ready to have fun. If it doesn't work out, then that's okay. I know how to let it go."

The Matches

With such a glowing endorsement — along with the fact that she's the Queen of Arendelle — then Elsa's profile is definitely going to be liked by a lot of people. But who among them would even be worthy? Anna learns a thing or two about love over the course of Frozen and while she's only trying to get her sister a date, she's not going to push Elsa into just anyone's arms. So who would Elsa end up matched with?

Jack Frost, Rise of the Guardians

According to Tumblr, if Elsa has a perfect match then it's Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians. Known as "Jelsa", the similarities between the two are endless, from their winter-themed powers to their isolation. Jack Frost has learned to be a little less selfish and rebellious and a little more mature and loyal, which would make him and Elsa a great match.

Wreck-It Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph

Yes, this is a thing. It started with a tweet from Jennifer Lee about Elsa and Wreck-It Ralph and evolved into a ship affectionately known as "icebreaker". The fact of the matter is that both Ralph and Elsa both wanted love and acceptance and they could definitely find that with each other.

Merida, Brave

Much like Elsa, Merida was fiercely independent and did not need a romance over the course of her entire Disney movie. Elsa repaired her relationship with her sister and Merida repaired her relationship with her mother, so they both understand the importance of family. They'd make an adorable match.

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