Entertainment
She's Coming Back To TV!
Best news ever? Maybe! Probably! Oh, who are we kidding — yes! Tyra Banks is returning to daytime television. BRB while I practice my best smize to prepare for this moment — okay, I'm back, and if my smize needs a little work right now, I know it's about to improve in a major way. Thanks to Disney-ABC, Banks will return with a still-untitled show that will cover a whole range of topics, which means anything is possible (including that Life-Size sequel that's actually happening). And, when it comes to Banks, you know literally anything is on the table.
Maybe it's best that we hear it from Tyra. Here's what she said in a statement:
The fire to inspire women and help them to blaze new paths fiercely burns inside of me [...] I’m excited to be partnering with Disney-ABC to usher in a new era of lifestyle, beauty and entertainment that will inspire women to be the CEO of their lives via honesty, humor and the newest tips and tricks without being intimidating or precious. To my fierce fam of future viewers: I can’t wait to shake up daytime TV together. I have a lot of information to give and still lots to learn. Let’s do it!
Yes, let's! But while a whole bunch of new Tyra moments are surely headed in our direction, here are some things we hope she reprises...
Teach Us (or Bow Wow, or anyone really) About The Birds And The Bees
Yell At A Model Just Because (ANTM, but still)
The whole thing:
Demonstrate Her Expertise In Burping
Accidentally Fall Off Of A Chair, And Be Totally OK With It
Pretend To Have Rabies
Tell Women To Keep Being Confident Because Any Haters Can Kiss Her Fat Ass
The whole glorious moment:
And Of Course, Help Us Continue To Smize
Aren't Fridays wonderful?
