Want to See What Shia LaBeouf Looks Like Having Sex?

In 2003, there was no young actor who showed more promise than Holes star Shia LaBeouf. The 17-year-old actor, fresh off his Disney career in Even Stevens, proved he could not only carry an entire film, but also make adults and teens alike laugh — a rare feat when most former Disney stars are simply two-dimensional paper dolls come to life.

But now, I can't help but think differently about Holes. Probably because post-Transformers serious actor Shia LaBeouf is starring in Nymphomaniac, a movie in which he deals with a whole bunch of different, ahem, holes. And though, unlike previous reports, the actor will not be performing his own sex scenes — director Lars von Trier will be bringing in body doubles to film the movie's explicit sex scenes — a new picture released from the film proves he comes pretty damn close.

Below, is LaBeouf with actress Stacy Martin in one of the film's NSFW chapters, described as such: "Though love is a shallow feeling in the eyes of the cynical nymphomaniac, young Joe is met by forces penetrating her armoured defences."

The image should hold you over until Nymphomaniac releases new footage Friday — or it should at least make you wonder what the hell happened to LaBeouf's Stanley Yelnats.

Image: Magnolia Pictures