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'Game of Thrones' Daenerys & Daario's Sex Scene Makes Us Want to See These Pairings, Too
Game of Thrones finally managed to wrest back the female vote last night, after a long and skeptical period of intense critical scrunity following the controversial rape scene between Jamie and Cersei Lannister a few weeks back. Turns out that what we needed was an uber-empowered sex scene between Daario and Daenerys, one in which Dany takes queenly control and probably rocks Daario's entire world in the process. But this little taste of feminist sexing is just not enough. Our pervy minds need more, and gosh darn it, the women of Westeros (and the lands beyond) have seen their share of malecentric sexuality. Here are some steamy hot Game of Thrones sex scenes we want to see played out Daenerys style, because you know what? This one's for the girls.
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Gilly and Sam
Watching this ill-fated relationship play out is painful, not only because Sam tries to friend-zone himself, but because Gilly clearly wants something more but holds back, most likely due to the whole grew-up-being-raped-by-her-father business. How awesome would it have been if, instead of just accepting Sam’s plea for her to live in town, Gilly had pushed him up against the wall and made it very obvious she wasn’t going anywhere. So awesome
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Ygritte and Jon Snow (Again...and Again, and Again)
Remember all those times Ygritte was super sexy and ended up having her way with Jon Snow? They might be fighting on opposite sides of a very frosty war, but Jon and Ygritte’s sweet sweet love-making is some of the most gender-equal pleasure had on the show. Besides, Ygritte’s boobs are out of this world, and nothing more really needs to be said about Jon Snow. Bring back immediately please.
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Brienne of Tarth and Jaime Lannister
Firstly, this would mean some outright acknowledgment of how attraction can transcend height, affiliation and the pull of sister V, all of which would be pretty darn sweet. Secondly, Brienne owning her own sexual power would only make her more of an amazing, totally feminist character. But mostly I just want to see Brienne and Jaime naked together again, preferably not in a platonic bathing sesh. Even tall, badass lady knights need a little action now and again.
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Lord Tywin and Olenna Tyrell
So maybe I don’t explicitly need to see Charles Dance’s naked butt on my TV screen anytime soon, but I would love to see House Tyrell’s resident matriarch taking matters into her own hands and getting some from the white-haired badboy of King’s Landing. Besides, you just know that a woman who is willing to kill a king probably wouldn’t settle for anything less than complete enjoyment, which is something many sex scenes on Games of Thrones sorely lack.
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Grey Worm and Missandei
Obviously there is the no-testicles problem for Grey Worm, but both characters could use a little love and affection, and this match would be all about Missandei. Female slaves throughout Game of Thrones are often nothing more than receptables for gross lust, so it would be really awesome to see one of the proletarians revelling in the attentions of a guy who has all the time in the world to focus on her needs.
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Sansa Stark and Tyrion Lannister
OK hear me out here. Tyrion respected Sansa’s wishes and remained celibate out of deference to their union. She’s run off now and will probably never be reunited with her husband, but I’d like to think that had they spent more time together, she’d have seen what every Game of Thrones fan sees in Tyrion. Given his reputation, I’m sure she’d have been one satisfied wife indeed.
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Asha Greyjoy and The Hound
This is beyond the bounds of possibility within the show, but hey, why let the fictional reality of Westeros get in the way of hot sex? Both Asha and The Hound are intense, gritty characters who are used to living rough. Something tells me Asha would be the type of woman to make The Hound wag his tail and beg for treats.
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