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That's Right. He's A Porn Star.
Do you think Chelsea Handler would be proud, or just have a witty quip to say about her little nugget pumping away on DVD? It turns out that Handler's sidekick, Chuy Bravo, is a porn star. That's right! And he's legit, too — he's not a sidekick, here. He's the main event, my friends. His porno, Chuy Bravo Porn Star, is just so...declarative. (As opposed to the less declarative option, Chuy Bravo...Porn Star???). But still. this is real.
Before we proceed to discuss anything regarding his, er, performance, let's pause for a moment and applaud him for his dexterity and range! Not only is he a porn star, a sidekick to a mainstay in comedy, but he's also an author. His book, Little Nuggets Of Wisdom: Big Advice From The Small Star Of Chelsea Lately. So, when you think about it, you could say something like, "the author of a book is also a porn star!"
But I'm detracting from what you really want to know. You want to know about the porn! It's always about the porn, really. Well, this piece of cinema was brought to you by the folks at Vivid TV, who have also brought you classics such as the tape that brought Kim Kardashian to notoriety and Farrah Abraham's tapes, too (she's a backdoor teen mom, guys. Don't you forget it!). And by the way — never underestimate the power of the celebrity porno or sex tape, like, ever. That shit dates back to Rob Lowe, and is mighty powerful for making a name for oneself. Like, in the "five dicks at once" kind of way.
So what is his porno like?!?! Well, VIvid describes it as thus:
He’s only 4 feet tall but Chuy Bravo, late-night TV's 'Chelsea Lately' sidekick dwarf, jams his pudgy pecker deep into 4 hotties’ dripping holes in this celebrity hardcore freak show. See threesomes, fat girls and more in blistering interracial action.
You know, porn. With Chuy.
Fishwrapper took the time to review this porno, and said the following:
In a small, but powerful, nutshell, Chuy has hot, unbridled and animalistic sex with a whole, whole ton of people, some of which you might recognize, some of which you won't. .... You're welcome.
Well, thank you.
My favorite part of that whole thing is, "in a small but powerful role,' as though he was playing the little boy who says a speech and then dies in Shakespeare's Henry V or something.
So, there you have it — Chuy Bravo. Chelsea Handler's right-hand man. Author. Porn star.