She's back! Miley Cryus restarted her tour in London today after taking a break to recover from a severe allergic reaction, and decided to make up for lost time by being even crazier than usual. I didn't know that was possible but apparently it is and she's done it.
Amongst her usual shenanigans of being overtly sexual and spitting water at fans (gross), she also apparently encouraged the audience to tongue their fellow concert attendees. "She got loads of same sex people to snog in the audience and put them on camera on a giant screen and make a speech about how we should all just 'be ourselves,'" one fan told the Daily Mail. "And at one point her dressers had to come on stage as her corset was undone while humping midgets."
Cyrus also allegedly championed drugs throughout the show, shouting to the audience that she hoped they were "all drunk and on loads of pills" and saying, "Weed has never killed anybody, you know that right?"
I feel like those few words from fans perfectly sum up what it must be like to see a Miley Cryus show. I feel like I was there, but I didn't have to deal with the hazard that she might spit on me. Everyone wins.
But her antics were apparently worth the trip to the venue as fellow singer Lily Allen caught the show and tweeted that she loved it.
So fans can now rest easy knowing their beloved Miley Cryus is apparently back in tip top provocative shape, Lily Allen stamp of approval and all.
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