You Won't Believe Who She's Dating

Amidst buzz that Daniel Radcliffe was seeing someone new, the publicist of said "someone new" dropped a much more unexpected bombshell: Radcliffe has been in a relationship for two years, with Kill Your Darlings co-star Erin Darke. But who exactly is Ms. Darke, besides the haver of an excellent film noir name?

It seems that, besides Kill Your Darlings, the American actress is yet to have any major feature film roles. But all that is about to change, since IMDd lists her as having eight upcoming projects. Between that and the publicity her newly-revealed relationship will bring, Erin Darke could be on the brink of household name-dom.

Interestingly enough, though, most of Darke's film credits are actually from working in the casting department. Radcliffe's previous girlfriend, Rosie Coker, was a production assistant— maybe he's attracted to women who are comfortable working both on and off camera, in which case, props to you, Mr. Radcliffe! Clearly you're secure enough to date a girl who could ruin your career with just a click or two in Final Cut.

The biggest mystery here is how he managed to keep his relationship a secret for two years. When you're as big a star as Daniel Radcliffe, even going to a movie on a date could become international news— what magic was he working to hide this?

Um... besides that.

If they've kept it secret this long, these are clearly the kind of dates Daniel Radcliffe and Erin Darke have been going on:

-Dressing up like theme park mascots and hitting the town completely incognito.

-Only eating at restaurants located in secret underground lairs you need passwords and retina scans to get into.

-Going to parties and standing on opposite sides of the room, texting each other about all the people they're avoiding talking to.

-Hanging out at home watching Investigation Discovery... you know, like a normal couple.

We're happy for you, and wish you the best of luck in your new... old... whatever... relationship. She's a lucky lady!

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