Snooki's Thoughts On Celeb Babies

I love Snooki and I'm not afraid to say it. She's funny, she keeps it real — well, real through the fakeness of her reality show and hair dye — and she loves celebrity gossip even though she's involved in it herself. Basically, she's weirdly down-to-earth for someone who appears to not be down-to-earth at all. In an interview with E! News, Snooki talked about celeb babies, a topic she has invested interest in now that she is pregnant with her second child.

Snooki told E! that she'd love her child to have a play date with Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's future kid and she feels the exact same way about Jackie and Kelso as everyone does. She said, "I'd die to have a play date with Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's baby, when they're here! I'm obsessed with them. I always wanted them to get together. I always knew they'd get married and they're going to get married."

Snooki needs to become an entertainment reporter. She'd be so giddy about everyone! Whoever interviewed her at E! should have just handed over their microphone on the spot.

She went on to comment on another baby who's been in the news a lot: Prince George. Snooki said, "I do read gossip and I have seen the pictures and he's huge! That's a big baby. He's like the size of Lorenzo and they're not even the same age. He's a big baby." Do you see what she did there? Admitted she reads gossip, commented on the baby's size, and insulted her fiancé all at the same time.

I already have an idea for the name of Snooki's show/segment on a show/column in Us Weekly: Snooki Says. It's perfect, right? 'Cause it's just Snooki saying whatever the hell she wants about entertainment and celebrities. Try to tell me that's not a better idea than Snooki & JWoww.