'RHOBH' Star to Get Her Own Drunken Spinoff

Get out your prescription pills, your vodka, and your smallest bikini: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville might get a spinoff. The single mother of two is allegedly in talks with Bravo to star in her own show about her dating life. Radar Online is reporting that she's going to film a pilot and see where it goes, but I think we can all safely assume that this show is headed to greenlight-ville. Brandi is the most watchable person to grace a reality TV since Mason Disick, and she deserves all the screen-time she can get.

The network's a fan of giving their Housewives spinoffs -- Atlanta's NeNe Leakes has one coming out this summer about her wedding, as does the O.C.'s Tamra Barney, also about her wedding. Beverly Hills' Lisa Vanderpump's show, Vanderpump Rules, has done well; Bethenny Frankel's spinoff was a major hit; and Atlanta's Kim Zolciak's Don't Be Tardy, is, you know, on, so that's worth something.

Then there was that time that Bravo executive Andy Cohen gave himself a spinoff, but no one's really complaining. Watch What Happens Live is pretty amazing.

And in case you don't think Brandi's dating life would make a good show, let me remind you that she's definitely one to kiss and tell. She was quick to share her Gerard Butler tryst with the world, and most recently, she was seen walking out of a bar looking totally shit-canned.

The woman has very few scruples. It's high time she be rewarded with her very own show.