Buying holidays gifts can be a joy- or stress-filled nightmare, depending on who you're buying for. Some people are really demanding about what they want, where as some remain these horrible enigmas who don't point you in any direction and always seem to be disappointed. And what do you get the person who has everything? Well, in the weirdly specific case that they also love erotica, coloring, and charity, Pornhub has the gift for you. Starting today, you can buy their "Adult Adult Coloring Book." You know the adult coloring book craze? Well, think of that but with, you know, lot of porn. It features the work of artists like Alpha Channeling, Apollonia St-Clair, and Arrington De Dionyso.
"We have been longtime fans of the artists chosen and we approached them about commissioning/licensing the work," Corey Price, Vice President of Pornhub, tells Bustle. "We envision the coloring book to be used much in the same way that people use the site — adult entertainment and release." And it's definitely entertaining.
You can buy it online, but if you're in NYC check out the Housing Works Bookstore Café in NYC. Proceeds from the books sold at this location will be donated to Housing Works, a community of people living with and affected by HIV and AIDS. This is perfect timing with today being World AIDS day.
So check it out on their site (which is NSFW unless your work loves doodles of boobs, I work from home so I confirm that's the policy in my house). There's even a sample you can see from the site, but that is super NSFW. From strap-on fun to orgies, it's all there.
It's a bit loftier than what you normally find on Pornhub — think gender fluidity, body themes, and queerness. "Our book incites artists and amateurs alike to color both in and outside of the lines," the website says. Sound like pretty big dreams for a coloring book, but there you go.
But I have to say, when you look at the artwork it's really beautiful. Different styles, different scenes — it's way more mesmerizing than those geometric shape coloring books you see everywhere. So if you're looking for an out there gift for someone hard to buy for or just something to get yourself, take a look at The Adult Adult Coloring Book.
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