Giuliana Will Cut You If you Mention Her baby

God, I love this stuff. On Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live, guest and E! talking head Giuliana Rancic threatened to cut Brandi Glanville, star of Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, and she was only half joking. After declaring that she's fully on Team LeAnn Rimes (which, like, barf), Rancic explained why she'd feel OK about slicing up the reality star.

According to Rancic, here's what happened: After Rancic made a pro-LeAnn comment on Fashion Police, Glanville took to Twitter to react. Rancic told Cohen:

"[Brandi] went out and tweeted something, and she said, 'How would you like if your husband left you behind — you and your surrogate baby. Here's the thing: say what you want to me— don't ever bring my baby into that, ever. I love Beverly Hills, and I love all the Housewives, but I will cut Brandi if she talks about my baby again."

OK. Everyone simmer down. Put away the knives, Rancic.

First of all, Glanville's tweet wasn't that bad. She didn't slam the baby or anything. Rancic is totally overreacting, and if she thinks mentioning the fact that her child was carried by a surrogate is some sort of call to fight, she needs to then rethink how she's approaching the whole situation. She should be proud of that decision, and own it with a sense of love, dignity, and joy. The fact that she's all, Imma cut a bitch, just doesn't make sense.

But leave it to Rancic to ignite her own feud. Think she'll start covering her own beef with Brandi on E! News? Will she interview herself about her thoughts on herself? Something tells me that's Rancic's dream come true.

Team Brandi for life.