One of the best things about "adult cinema" is the ridiculously memorable names that accompany X-rated films. From the subtly clever to the over-the-top ridiculous, the funniest porn titles out there have finally been ranked by porn stars themselves. In a new WoodRocket video, adult entertainers reveal which names tickle their funny bones most. (Although, unsurprisingly, some stars barely pay attention to what their work is called after it's in the can.)
Of all the porn titles in all the land, Edward Penishands is my personal favorite. I learned of the Edward Scissorhands spoof as a young goth, and never got over how absurdly stupid it sounded. Unlike certain monikers which might rhyme or involve a double entendre, this one is just swapping out one part of a word with a dick. I cannot keep a straight face when I think about it, and that's not even taking into account the movie itself, which stars a guy with penis fingers. Seriously, if I'm ever feeling down, all I need to do is think of good ol' Eddie and his weiner hands and the sun is suddenly shining brightly.
Here's what funny video titles porn stars prefer:
1. Porks And Recreation
This spoof of the long-running Parks and Recreation was named by Aiden Starr as her favorite funny title. She also happens to star in the flick, and viewers are treated with a little taste of what it looks like for Ron and Leslie to turn their friendship into something X-rated.
2. Accidental Anal
Lily Lane name drops Accidental Anal because, well, as she says, she's had accidental anal in real life.
3. The Spit and The Speculum
Missy Martinez likes her word play literary. The porn title she picks is a play on the 1842 short story by Edgar Allan Poe, "The Pit and the Pendulum."
4. The Rapper Destroyed My Crapper
Cadence Lux — and multiple other stars — chose this rhyming name for their top funniest title. At least it's descriptive!
5. Game of Bones
Although Game of Thrones can be pretty porny on it's own, three stars settled on the adult version as their favorite. Bonus points for the fact that there's a clip included! (Spoiler alert: the dragons are actually kittens.)
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