All The Times Mila Kunis Was "Pregnant"

Jackie and Kelso fans got a big surprise when it was reported Monday that Mila Kunis is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's child. The problem is, that while this news was confirmed by a source, that source wasn't Kunis or Kutcher, so this could be a rumor that just made it further than most. The most convincing evidence of this theory is the fact that this isn't the first time Kunis has been rumored to be pregnant. And, obviously, none of those were true unless she has a secret hideaway where she keeps all ten of the children she would have by now. We've created a timeline of the supposed Kunis pregnancies of days past to give this news some perspective.

July 2012

Ah! The old Demi Moore is crushed because Mila Kunis is young and fertile story! A friend of Moore's told Hollywood Life, "She tried for years to have a baby with Ashton, but she just couldn’t. Now that he’s dating Mila, she could have his child in a heartbeat, and if she did, that would shatter Demi into a million pieces."

October 2012

In October 2012, only a couple of a months after Kunis and Kutcher made their relationship public, Radar Online reported that Kunis might be pregnant because "the pint-sized star was snapped on Saturday sporting what looked like a decidedly rounder midriff." And we all know Mila Kunis has a one-and-a-half-year-old, so clearly that was true.

April 2013

A fake Mila Kunis Facebook page posted a photo of two positive pregnancy tests and wrote, "As you all probably know, I'm pregnant and I've decided to take the next 9 months off with Ashton Kutcher in Hawaii. Don't worry, my manager will posting pictures everyday as usual so you can all see the progress and news. I'm so happy. Any ideas for the baby's name? I love you all and thank you for the support. :)xx"

Oh, and by the way, this happened on April Fool's Day.

November 2013

Radar Online wrote that a "pal" of Kunis and Kutcher said, "Ashton has made no secret of the fact that he wants to have a baby and he's told his family that they're not taking any 'precautions' against having a baby... They don't really care if marriage comes before baby, in fact, they don't think they have to be married to have a child." Gasp! A child out of wedlock? The horror!

January 2014

The Hollywood Life reported that a source told OK Magazine, "She’s gained 10 pounds and is taking pregnancy vitamins. The buzz is that she is looking like she could be carrying a baby. Lately, you can’t even wipe the grin off Ashton’s face! The atmosphere around them is just electric." Do you know ANYONE that talks like this? Yeah, I don't either. The account sounds pretty darn fake; although, if she was pregnant in January, she could still be noticeably pregnant now. Maybe it was true.

March 2014

It was reported on March 24 that Kunis was expecting, but a week earlier, OK Magazine reported that she was expecting twins. Do they know something we don't or is all of the made up? At the time OK wrote that she was already four months along.

At this point, it's best to assume that we won't know anything until MTV airs a special called, Baby'd: Mila and Ashton Have a Kid and we literally see Mila Kunis give birth. And no one wants that, so really we should just wait until Kunis and Kutcher announce that they had a kid and named him Eric Hydefez Kutcher. Or, you know, something similarly significant. Otherwise, this is all much too confusing.