Beach Reads for Girls Gone Wild

Nothing soothes the stressed-out bookish soul like a bit of good old-fashioned wordplay, and when literary wordplay spreads to Twitter — well, personally, I'm just happy people still remember the titles of the novels they read in high school.

Last night, the Comedy Central show @midnight started the hashtag #SpringBreakBooks, and it's exploded (sorry) all over on Twitter. The results are a crazed mash-up between your favorite classic literature and themes of beer, booze, babes, and vomit jokes. So many vomit jokes. Here are the results most worthy of that splitting sympathy-hangover headache you're about to get.

And for what it's worth, my personal favorite:

Who's excited for spring break now? *pops an Advil*