Could Danielle Staub Ever Return To 'RHONJ'?

King of the Bravo Kingdom, Ruler of the Real Housewives Realm, Breaker of Shotskis, and Father of Wacha has declared the impossible possible. The unthinkable thinkable. The unbelievable believable. In a recent interview with E! News, Andy Cohen addressed whether or not Danielle Staub will ever come back to Real Housewives , and I am not exaggerating when I say his response made my hands not only break into a vicious sweat, but also cramp right on up. Yes, his response is that powerful.

When asked if the former New Jersey Housewife could ever return to the franchise, Cohen said this:

Look, I never say never. I never say never.

Now, I realize "never say never" is not the same as "YEAH DUH OF COURSE," but his cryptic reply is a minuscule, albeit shimmering sliver of hope that I never expected to see. I assumed that ship sailed off into the Franklin Lakes sunset for good when Staub left The Real Housewives of New Jersey after Season 2. I assumed we'd never again witness Staub and Teresa Giudice face off in front of the Bravo cameras. I assumed we'd never again be treated to one of Staub's masterful talking head interviews. I assumed we'd never again see the woman who taught us how to properly pronounce the word "please" mix it up on RHONJ.

But Andy Cohen never says never.

Puh-lease make it happen, Andy C. Puh-leeeease.