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The NSFW Trump Searches You Never Wanted To See

by Lea Rose Emery

The Republicans went to Cleveland — and the porn went with them. The Daily Dot reports that during the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, their porn usage reached an all-time high on adult site xHamster. According to the Daily Dot: "The increase in Cleveland porn traffic during the Republican National Convention is allegedly 184 percent higher than usual, xHamster reports. Cleveland is making history in all sorts of ways, shattering its previous record for porn viewership while topping out at 873,294 views."

And — wait for it, not only did Donald Trump take the nomination, he got a much greater and (if possible) more horrifying honor: Trump was trending as a porn search term. People were looking for Trump porn. I can't tell if that's more or less disturbing than making him the presidential nominee, but there it is. It's there, and it's not going anywhere.

Pornhub, who saw an 4.2 percent increase in traffic from the Cleveland area between July 18 to 21, found that most of their traffic came from mobile — which indicates that these were visitors to the area. But what were these Republicans searching for when they're getting own and dirty?

According to Pornhub insights, searches containing the word "trump" increased by 648 percent and visits to Pornhub’s gay site increased by nearly 8 percent. Take a look at the graph below for the most popular search terms:

And it's not the first time Trump and sex have collided, take a look at this:

1. TrumpSingles

I mean, Trump Singles need love too. But the idea of Trump and romance mixing makes me a little sick to my stomach personally. I mean, even if you support him, does your relationship have to be based on it?

2. Trump Butt Plug

Could this be any better? I don't think so. It's just the most fitting thing I've ever seen. It's a Donald Trump that you can literally shove up your ass. I even love how angry it is. I just think, if there's one way to incorporate Donald Trump into your sex life that I'm OK with, this is definitely it.

3. F*ck Trump

Pornhub brought us a Trump porn parody complete with a fake press conference, and it's everything you could ever want. Oh, and did I mention it's virtual reality? Even better.

Images: Courtesy of Pornhub; Giphy (3)