She Kissed A Girl And Didn't Like It

So it sounds like she kissed a girl, and she didn't like. Katy Perry apparently did not want tongue from Miley Cyrus when they locked lips. Now, we know very well that Miley has zero intention of ceasing to kiss lady-fans, and we know that Bangerz has seriously been an amalgam of all things oddly and exploitatively sexual (I'm looking at you, dancer who pretend to be Bill Clinton gettin' a beej), but HEY-YO, not everybody wants it!

In fact, the pop star behind Prism (who, by the way, has the most Twitter followers in the history of EVER) told the Australian talk who Sunrise, that she was just looking to do a friendly, "hey, girlfriend!" kinda kiss — not a full-on make out sesh. She said, ""I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do…and then, she like, tried to move her head and go deeper, and I pulled away."

Ooh boy. We all know that kinda kisser.

Perry also made reference to Cyrus's tongue wagging antics, and how she often wags it wherever she pleases. "God knows where that tongue has been!" She said. "We don't know! That tongue is so infamous!" HAHAHAHAHA. Perry is right indeed! But was she joking…or was she legitimately concerned where that tongue had been?

Anyway, memo to Cyrus: we know your tongue isn't going anywhere, but you should politely ask ladies (and/or gents) if they would like some tonsil hockey with you. (Also, sorry for saying "tonsil hockey.")