Your John Travolta Name Generator Is Here

It was the flub heard 'round the world. A little over halfway through last night's Academy Awards, John Travolta took to the stage to introduce Frozen star Idina Menzel... only instead of calling her, you know, Idina Menzel, what came out of his mouth was a jumble of words that sounded an awful lot like "Adele Dazeem." Of course, with the Internet being the Internet, Travolta's bout of word vomit immediately led to a few million tweets, plenty of memes, and even a newly-formed Twitter account attributed to one "Adele Dazeem" ("my favorite all time movie is Frump Mliction").

Even better, Travolta's flub inspired some viewers at home to attempt to make their own versions of typo-ed names, but seeing as they didn't share the actor's teleprompter-reading instincts (or, perhaps, his Scientology-approved dyslexia cures), most of their creations lacked the same energetic originality.

And that's where we come in. Introducing the John Travolta Name Generator, in which you, too, can see your first and last name morphed into something barely understandable. With only a few quick steps, participants can experience the same utter confusion that Menzel likely did during the Oscars, just without the whole public humiliation aspect. Without further ado, the generator:

1. First Syllable of Your First Name: Pick Your Favorite Grease Song

"Summer Nights" — Arm

"Hopelessly Devoted to You" —Kal

"You're the One That I Want" — Dee

"Beauty School Dropout" — Mer

"Grease" — Dor

"Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee" — Em

"We Go Together" —Gree

"Greased Lightnin'" — Flo

2. Second Syllable of Your First Name: Pick The Oscars' Best Moment

Ellen's Pizza Party — Corn

The Super Selfie — Mill

12 Years a Slave Winning Best Picture —Jorn

Jennifer Lawrence Tripping — Elle

Jared Leto's Speech — Fee

John Travolta's Name Flub — Jan

Pink's Wizard of Oz Tribute — Roo

Lupita Nyong'o's Dancing — Zo

Everything Liza Minnelli Did — Fass

3. First Syllable of Your Last Name: Pick Your Favorite Olaf Line From Frozen

"Oh, look at that. I've been impaled" — Kree

"Some people are worth melting for" — Tar

"I don't have a skull" — Daz

"I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs" — Flan

"Do me a favor and grab my butt" — Murk

"Why isn't she knocking? Do you think she knows how to knock?" — Kool

"When I finally do what frozen things do in summer!" —Wham

4. Second Syllable of Your Last Name: Pick The Best @AdeleDazeem Tweet of the Night

"I just want to thank Travis Jarvolta for introducing me this evening" — Flock

"Frangelica Joe Lee looks like she's wearing a dress by Dolce and Gerbino" — Rich

"I'm really considering checking out that Tiensology religion" — Bean

"I hope Myrtle Stype wins for Best Actress!" — Nerf

"Shondra Bullet got robbed. She should have won for Gravel" — Hart

"Just ran into Charlie Fearon" — Nick

"Feeling rough after a night of partying with Jonas Gill" —Bert

"Mumbling never bothered me anyway" — Land