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Songs Diehard 'Pump Rules' Fans Will Love

by Kristie Rohwedder

Have you moved on from the masterpiece that was Vanderpump Rules Season 4? Oof, me neither. But can anyone really blame us? Now, this is my totally biased take, but I think it is completely normal to still be bummed about the current state of Pumplessness. I don't mean to knock the terrific present-day Bravo lineup, but Monday nights just are not the same without fresh episodes of the reality show about Lisa Vanderpump’s Sexy Unique Restaurant staff.

So, what do we do until the show gallops back into our arms like one of Lisa's miniature horses (I realize Bravo has yet to officially renew the series, but I have to assume Season 5 will happen. Like, I refuse to entertain the awful alternative scenario for a second)? We could pass the time with some positively divine Pump -esque television programs. But if that medium of entertainment just isn't cutting it? There's always music.

I’ve thrown together a list of songs that will soothe our broken, Pump-lovin’ hearts. Is this batch of tunes is on par with watching new eps of the show? Er, no. These jams are spectacular, but they are not Pump Rules episodes. (But come on, what is?)

1. “Feeling You” By James Kennedy Featuring Lala Kent

Heeeeey, James and Lala!

2. “Shake That” By Scheana Shay Featuring Mike Shay & James Kennedy

Heeeeey, Scheana, Shay, and James!

3. “T.I.P.” By Charles McMansion

Heeeeey, Tom Sandoval, Lala, Faith, and Ariana!

4. “Bye Felicia” By Mike Shay

Heeeeey, Shay!

5. “Good As Gold” By Scheana Shay

Heeeeey, Scheana!

6. “Lighthouse” By Pierce The Arrow

Heeeeey, Tom Sandoval!

7. “Don’t Look Down” By James Kennedy

Heeeeey, James and Max!

8. “What I Like” By Scheana Shay

Heeeeey, Scheana!

9. “Poison Arrow” By ABC

Heeeeey, Lisa Vanderpump!

10. “G.U.Y.” By Lady Gaga

Heeeeey, Lisa Vanderpump!

11. "Raise Your Glass" As Performed By John Legend

Heeeeey, John Legend and the Vanderpump Rules opening credits!

12. “Raise Your Glass” By Memoir Featuring Dena Deadly

Heeeeey, the Vanderpump Rules opening credits!

Just raise the volume high. These are the best songs of our lives. Just raise the volume high, this playlist's for you tonight.