In a viral video that has since been exposed as a joke, dildo imagineer Michael Krivicka advertises a flying sex toy known as the Dildo Drone, which, as you can imagine, is more or less a bright pink dildo attached to a pink and purple drone.
Drones have all sorts of non-lethal uses, like instant deliveries, pot transportation, getting cool film shots, and starring in murky surveillance litigation subplots on The Good Wife . But Krivicka dreamed of better: a sex toy attached to a drone that frees up the user's hands for practical things like food, alcohol, your phone, the TV remote, a joint...the possibilities are endless.
As Jenni Ruiza, the woman starring in the video, demonstrates, the push of a button gently (or not so gently, I guess, depending on what you're into) guides the dildo drone to its remote, which you can summon near your preferred penetrative zone while your hands are free to, in her case, eat a burger and drink a beer.
"Now I can enjoy three of my favorite things at exactly the same time!" she exclaims.
Even though this particular prototype is a joke, the idea of delivering a sex toy to one's bits, while it sounds convenient, also seems like a lot of trouble.
I, personally, am not very dextrous with remote-controlled things. I can barely get those little remote controlled planes to do my bidding, so it seems highly unlikely that I'd be able to ground this flying dildo on a particularly sensitive landing strip.
Also, while it's pretty clear that the drone simply flies to where the remote tells it to go, how does one initiate the requisite movement/thrusting for a dildo to be fun in a hands-free fashion? We already have one not great or particularly well-functioning self-thrusting dildo on the market. Do we need a higher-tech version of the same poor functionality?
On the other hand, there's just something sort of oddly comforting about a dildo that flies around the house following you, always ready to be at your service. Like a loyal, robotic sex puppy. Plus, the gusts of air from the propellers make you look perennially sexy and windswept!
You can check out the video in full below.
Images: Andrew Zaeh/Bustle; dildoeverything /Youtube (4)
