The 'Seinfeld' Porn Parody You Always Wanted (SFW)

Ever just really needed a Seinfeld episode to start with some good old-fashioned double penetration jokes? No? Not something you've thought about in re: classic '90s sitcoms? Too bad. The porn industry, as is its way, is here to provide us with every scenario of sexually motivated situation you could possibly imagine. Today that comes (please don't take that as wordplay) in the form of a porn parody of Seinfeld .

Is anyone surprised? Frankly I'm just surprised this thing isn't older — although I'm sure if someone did some digging they could track down some Seinfeld-inspired porn from the actual '90s. I, however, am in a public place and do not want to be reprimanded by the owners of this coffee shop. This parody's got all the staples: Jerry's stand-up routines ("How do you choose a hole?"), with James Deen making a shockingly convincing Jerry Seinfeld. You've got Elaine going up against the Soup Nazi, and Eric John as Kramer trying to find a way to jerk off (which seems like something that shouldn't be difficult?).

This beacon of pop culture genius comes (oh god the wordplay oh god no), of course, from the minds behind the Scrubs XXX parody, as well as the Office one. Because who else?

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