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10 Cheesy Valentine's Day Jokes
What is the funniest holiday of the year? Based on these 10 cheesy Valentine's Day jokes, it has to be Feb. 14. The day may be all about love and romance, but when it comes down to it, it's without a doubt the easiest holiday to take a shot at. (It's probably also the easiest holiday to get way worked up about, and the easiest holiday to totally forget about... it's so versatile, isn't it!?).
If you are single on Valentine's Day, the joke bank is seemingly endless. If you are in a long-term relationship on V-Day, you don't get off too easily either. Valentine's Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like. Rounded up below are 10 jokes that range from "knock, knock" to rhyming one-liners, and you know what? They just don't seem to get old. Ever.
Whether you need a little something to post on your Facebook wall or simply want to be prepared with some Valentine's Day riddles for when Feb. 14 rolls around, the below cheese fest will not let you down. Get ready to scoff, sneer, and LOL... because some ridiculous Valentine's Day jokes are headed your way!
1. Q: What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and you'll go places.
2. Q: What do single people call Valentine's Day?
A: Happy Independence Day!
3. Q: What is the difference between a calendar and you?
A: A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
4. Q: What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
A: To remind single people they are single.
5. I can't wait for Valentine's Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.
6. Q: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
A: Yes, February 14th
7. Q: You wanna hear a joke?
A: Valentine's Day
8. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
9. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!
10. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke who got a Valentine!
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