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Kardashian Kids Kreates Kuriousity

by Ivy Jacobson

It had to happen sooner or later. There's already a show, a clothing line, makeup, a fashion store, diet supplements, paid appearances, fragrances, cosmetics — and three babies that make the reality matriarch of all matriarchs a very happy glam-ma. So it comes as no surprise that the Kardashian clan would create a brand just for the babies in the family. Kris Jenner posted a photo of a director's chair to Instagram on Monday with a "Kardashian Kids" emblem on the back, and a tiny tot in a tutu sitting in it.

Funny timing, seeing as Kris Jenner's talk show was just officially canceled.

The picture was captioned, "Couldn't be more excited for @kardashian_kids. Coming soon!!" The Kardashian Kids label has its own Instagram account, with three pictures added to date. The other two showed a little model named Zolie getting ready for a photo shoot, a large letter "K" and lots of folded leopard-print garments.

Kim shared her fashion aspirations in November 2013, reported MTV. "I think a baby line is what's next for us," Kim says. "We definitely would have a lot of experience with what we would need to make that line a success and we're excited about it."

I mean, can you blame Kim and Kris' reasoning to be excited for this momentous occasion? It's not fair if everyone else has endorsements in the family except for them. Embarassing. Mason Disick, Penelope Disick and North West must have had lots of business meetings with plenty of milk, straight up, to work out the logistics of this clothing line.

So here's some burning questions:

  1. Will Kardashian Kids be couture or a Sears line similar to Kardashian Kollection? And if Kanye West is behind this line at all, will he be disgraced if the line is at Sears? Is Kim using this line as her big break into the fashion design world?
  2. Will Nori, Penelope and Mason model? And who the heck is Zolie? Some distant kousin?
  3. Will it be leopard prints galore? Will Kris try to turn a toddler dress into a crop top for herself?

Guess we'll just have to wait with bated breath and see.

Image: KardashianKids/Instagram