Chrissy Teigen Got The Best Christmas Gift Ever

I have a very real fear that I just have to share with you, dear readers. Upon learning that the Christmas gift Chrissy Teigen got from John Legend is pretty much the best thing ever, I began to get the sinking feeling that all the good men are gone. Will any man ever love me enough or be considerate enough to buy me a cheese wheel for Christmas, as Legend got for Teigen? I have my doubts, you guys.

Although to be fair, I doubt I, or anyone, really, would be as appreciative of the gift as Teigen apparently is. After getting the gift, the pregnant model Instagrammed a photo of it with the caption, "If you haven't seen one of these wheels in action oh man, it is a thing a beauty. Hot pasta is tossed around, gently melting the cheese and plated right at your table. It makes me emotional."

Look, cheese and pasta make me a very happy gal, too. Pasta is the canvas, and cheese is the paint, and I'm not happy unless that canvas is full-up on tasty paint. But to have Teigen's level of excitement? That just might not be possible.

And clearly, the cheese wheel made perfect sense as a present for Teigen. Not only is the gift thoughtful and glorious because cheese is one of the most important food groups (the four others being: chocolate, bread, smoothies, and sushi), but also because Teigen has a cookbook coming out soon called Cravings.As anyone who's ever glanced at her Instagram knows, the woman loves her food, and what better gift is there than one that'll help her meals taste even better than they likely already did?

Good job, John Legend, even if you have me convinced that no other guy is as thoughtful or as creative as you in their gift-giving and general relationship abilities. So, readers, if you spot a pasta enthusiast who has kind eyes and a love for guitar, you know how to reach me — I'll be waiting for my own cheese wheel to come along one day.