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The Best Beards of the 2014 Golden Globes
Noticing a certain hairiness to the Golden Glones red carpet? That's probably because a lot of people are hella hairy. Not the women, of course — because society is dumb, natch — but the men were rocking some serious face fur. So let's explore it.
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Chris Hemsworth
Tall, Australian, stubbled.
Michael B. Jordan
*Gutteral noises* Michaeeeel
Aaron Paul
Good grooming, bitch.
Usher
A friend told me tonight that Usher has smurf-face. Now I can’t unsee it.
Leonardo DiCaprio
With those steely Oscar-coveting eyes.
Adam Scott
Chiwetel Ejiofor
I just wanna crawl up and take a nap in it.
Liev Schreiber
Stubbling all over the place.
Matthew McConaghey
He may have lost a lot of weight for Dallas Buyers Club, but he did not lose the ability grow mad great beard. I apologize for that joke.
Bono
Bono, being Bono.
Michael Fassbender
Ah, Fassbender. Such ginger.
Ed O'Neill
Very seasoned stubble.
Judd Apatow
A good couple, and a good beard.
Kunal Nayyar
Subtle, but there.
Chris Pine
I mean just….damn. Work that splash of silver, Pine. (I did not mean for that to sound as dirty as it did. But I’ll take it)
