Durrani & Shalom From 'Dash Dolls' Have A Baby

We're only two episodes into the Dash Dolls journey, and the Keeping Up with the Kardashians spinoff has already hit us with an invaluable pearl of wisdom: If you love someone, set that someone free in a $200k vehicle. If that someone gets into a fender bender a week later, it’s meant to be (and it's time for hot dogs). On Sunday night’s episode, Durrani planned on celebrating her birthday with new beau Shalom at Disneyland. But before they could make the trek out to The Happiest Place On Earth, Shalom insisted they stop by a car dealership. And that's when Shalom surprised Dash Dolls star Durrani with a Pepto-Bismol pink Bentley.

Given the newness of their relationship (Durrani and Shalom started dating last episode. I don’t know how it all played out in realtime, but as far as the viewers at home are concerned, their relaysh appears to be as fresh as morning dew), such a sweeping gesture might seem like too much too soon. Some might go so far as to call Shalom's gift a rash decision. Well, I wholeheartedly disagree. To quote 2009 comedy Fired Up!, “You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.” (In this particular instance, "biscuit" = "the beginning of a beautiful relationship.") Shalom knows what’s up.

I believe in this couple, crashed Bentley be darned! That being said, I'm still a very curious person. And as much as I believe in this couple, I couldn’t stop myself from asking The Question: Are Durrani and Shalom still together? I knew where I could find The Answer: Instagram.

Exhibit A:

Aw, that's so sweet.

Exhibit B:

Aw, that's so sweet!

Exhibit C:

Aww, that's so sweet!!

Exhibit D:

Awww, that's so sw—WAIT. What does “My baby daddy, literally my baby @laurentthegreat daddy lol” mean?!? IS THERE GOING TO BE A DASH DOLL BABY? WHO IS LAURENTTHEGREAT? Let’s check out that Instagram handle:

Ah. Mystery solved. Durrani and Shalom have a dog baby.

A super cute dog baby at that.

There you have it, folks. Durrani and Shalom are still going strong and they are the proud parents of a canine child. You could say they are poochy keen.

P.S. I didn't realize I wanted a pink car until I saw Durrani's Pepto-Bismol Bentley, but now I really want a Pepto-Bismol Bentley. Oh! my birthday is coming up soon. Should I hold my breath?

Images: Dale Berman/E! Entertainment; E!