Just as promised earlier this week, Miley Cyrus's new video for "Adore You" has landed on the Internet — and, just as promised, it's pretty damn racy. Hey, no one would expect any less from Miley these days, right? Love her or hate her, you have to admit: She delivers on her promises.
So, just what, exactly, can you expect in this video? Well, firstly, I'm honored that you're taking the time to first read the entire article before hitting play on the video that's right down there. You're a special breed of person — undervalued in today's society. Much like the type of person who stops to read the card on a present before ripping open the wrapping paper, or who sits until the end of a movie to watch all the credits. You should be proud of yourself for that, truly.
Secondly, I won't give too much away — but you can pretty much expect this video to feature Miley giving it her all to try and give every member of the Parents Television Council a heart attack. Which is to say, it involves a lot of her rolling around in a bed, simulating masturbation, and just bein' Miley. Classic!
The video was supposed to officially drop at 10 a.m. on Thursday, but uh, some "fuck faces" beat Miley to the punch.
Tis the holiday spirit to be forgiving, I guess.
You can check out the new music video below.
