The future of sex is here, and it's virtual reality porn. It's still quite a niche market, since it relies not only on those interested in VR, but also on those with the equipment to make it work. But BaDoink, an adult entertainment company (I mean, what the hell else would it be with that name?), is trying to change that. They recently hit the streets of San Francisco to give a random selection of men, women and couples their first virtual reality experience: viewing BaDoinkVR 180 and 360 degree adult entertainment POV videos.
And I have to say, it looks like they're watching the best porn ever. I mean, they're downright gleeful. When was the last time you felt gleeful watching porn? My overriding emotion is usually more like self-loathing ... or hunger. But men, women, couples — they all seem to love it. And quite frankly, I really want to try it. But I can't even work a phone charger, so the idea of me working one of these headsets may be a pipe dream.
Check out how happy they are, though:
Take a look at my favorite moments of the video, so you can get a taste of all the VR glory.
1. "Or if I don't have a girlfriend and I just need to practice."
They asked everyone if they watched porn (duh), and I really wanted to explain to this guy that wanking doesn't really count as practice.
2. "I have no expectations."
People were not really sure what to expect, besides that it might be "in your face" compared to regular porn.
3. "Wait, was that me?"
The most shocking thing to the viewers was that they were involved in the scene, as you can see with this guy excitedly grabbing what I can only imagine is a pretty fine bottom.
4. "She's masturbating in front of me."
This guy did not get so involved, but faithfully recited what was happening.
5. "I see, like, really big boobs."
Said the woman who apparently has never touched a human breast before.
6. "I'm the boss."
When this guy realized he was in it, he was very happy. His friend looked unimpressed.
7. *No words, just smiles*
No-hands guy has stopped talking, and just smiles for a longer period of time. He is in his happy place.
8. "I'm the one that someone's doing something to."
This lady realized the women in the VR porn were all about her, and she doesn't seem to be complaining.
9. "My abs have never looked so good, though."
One of things everyone noticed is that the "me" in the video is pretty hot — the men commented on their fine abs, the women on their perky boobs.
10. "Oh, there's a pool!"
As with regular porn, it seems to take place in an inexplicably nice house for no reason.
11. "This is definitely the future of porn."
Everyone agreed this was the porn of the future (especially this guy and his wife, who were both really into it). The jury has spoken — it's time to get a VR mask.
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