Entertainment

Britney Is The Polo Queen In The "Radar" Video

by Kristie Rohwedder

Aug. 20, 2015

“Radar” by Britney Spears: The song so nice, it had to be included on not one, but TWO albums. Spears's 29th single first appeared on 2007's Blackout, was a bonus track on 2008's Circus, but didn't get its time in the sun until 2009. (And by "in the sun" I mean "on the radio.") Nearly two years after Blackout dropped, the bonafide jam was finally released as a single. And you better believe it got a music video. And you better believe the Dave Meyers-directed music video for "Radar" is a BEA-YOOT.

In the "Radar" vid, Brit Brit descends upon a very luxurious Santa Barbara palace dedicated to the sport of polo. Shortly after she arrives, she and a polo player make “I have a crush on you” eyes at each other. Oh, but there's a catch: Brit Brit’s dating another polo player. WHOOPSIES. Horse-arity ensues.

Listen. It is time. It is time that I get some very important questions off of my chest. It is time for me to share the questions that I have for this music video. The important, burning questions that have gnawed at me for the last six years. Ready? Let's do this.