Only The 'Friends' Women Went To Jen's Wedding

Let’s be real here for a second. It’s a total pipe dream to expect the cast of your favorite show to stay as close as they were while filming. I mean, think about all those friends you barely keep in touch with from high school and college. It just happens. As People reports, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc were not invited to Jennifer Aniston’s wedding to Justin Theroux. The kicker? The publication points out that Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow were. It sounds way worse than it actually is, though. Both LeBlanc and Perry still think fondly of Aniston, despite not attending the nuptials..

LeBlanc gave his sweet sentiments to People, saying, “I think they're a great couple. I think she's happy. And that's all I care about is that Jen's happy. If she wanted me there, I would have been there." And Perry was surprised by the wedding like the rest of us. He explained, "It was a surprise to me as well. They're a lovely couple, and I'm happy for them ... I wasn't invited. So what can you do?"

People notes that the snub might not have really been a snub at all because Aniston and Theroux's wedding was so small. With that in mind and our consciences clear now that there isn’t any animosity, I think I might know why the boys of Friends may have been excluded. After all, Chandler, Joey, and Ross had penchants for behaving badly.

Here's why Aniston probably kept it as a girls-only Friends affair:

The Boys Perpetuate Drunken Shenanigans

Permanent marker face tattoos are not in vogue.

And They Bring On Disapproving Looks From Fellow Wedding Guests

People talk, you know.

They're Terrible At Helping With The Planning

If you're going to make a decision, make the right one.

They Only Have Selfish Desires

Even if the bride or groom flees, the cake is most important.

They Canoodle With Fellow Party Guests

I guess this is expected.

They Make Things Like This Happen

It could take attention away from Rachel — er, Jennifer, on her big day.

And, Lastly, They Are So Impatient

How'd they ever wait on a buffet line? That's right. They couldn't.

With this track record, who could blame her, really?

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